
Five Somali pirates drowned when a wave washed off their getaway boat as they squabbled over over how to split their $3 million ransom. The ransom had been paid to the pirates to end the world's biggest ship hijacking; the canister full of cash was parachuted onto the gargantuan oil tanker Sirius Star, which was captured in November with 25 crew members, 450 nautical miles southeast of Kenya in the boldest seizure to date by Somali pirates.
- Japan's new biometric immigration control system has been breached by a South Korean women who had been deported in 2007 for overstaying her visa and then slipped back in. She successfully got past the fingerprint system by purchasing a forged passport in South Korea and getting a piece of clear tape to put over her finger. The tape contained a fingerprint of someone who was not in the Japanese database.
- C.S.A. Patron Saint Jeff Monson--world champion submission grappler, UFC heavyweight championship challenger, and committed long-time anarchist--seems to have displayed some seriously bad judgment recently: a warrant has been issued for his arrest in Washington state after a photographer for ESPN The Magazine, who was with Monson as part of a profile for the magazine, took a picture of him apparently in the act of spray-painting anarchist and anti-war graffiti on the Washington state capitol building. The photo was published along with the profile in the December 29th issue of the magazine.
- C.S.A. Strategy Quote Of the Day: "However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results."--Winston Churchill

